Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
