why didn't you poke me back
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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