everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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