I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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