i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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