So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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