Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think i have two assholes
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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