It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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