we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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