a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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