So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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