don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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