You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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