No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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