She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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