Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Fuck appropriateness.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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