i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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