he puts the penis in happiness.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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