I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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