So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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