She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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