sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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