i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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