And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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