Too much gin, very little bucket
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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