It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
No subtext here. People are naked.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
