and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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