Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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