operation have a gay friend backfired
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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