The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
