I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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