Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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