Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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