I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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