Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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