Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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