ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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