and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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