I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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