I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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