ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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