i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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