even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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