What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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