operation have a gay friend backfired
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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