# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
