I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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