i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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