I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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