I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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